Was taking cab to Office yesterday. 
Told the taxi uncle the address, and he pause a while. 
So i told him how to get there. 
Upon reaching my office, I directed the ways: 

 HS: Uncle, turn left after the traffic light and keep right. 
 Uncle: Xiao mei mei, you havent born when uncle start to drive taxi! 
HS: Oh ic, so uncle how long have you been driving taxi?
 Uncle: 27 years! 
 HS: Uncle, I am 31 this year leh! 
Uncle: Ohhh Really? 

 The moral of the story, dun direct them the ways… they will feel offended.